The Professional

Started copywriting as a freelancer during his sophomore year of college. Graduated from Temple University with a BA in communications studies. Firm believer in the power of the em dash. Loud typer, but prefers to think of it as “passionate typing.”

The Personal

Amateur pizza chef, and a damn good one. Forever re-watching Twin Peaks, even though he already knows who killed Laura Palmer. Worst crime he ever committed was rearranging one of those movable-type church signs. Wishes Bruce Springsteen were president.