The Professional

Graduated from St. Joseph’s University with a BA in English. Writing career started in a mailroom. A sucker for a good old-fashioned double read. Quick with a headline, quicker with a joke. (Headlines significantly better than jokes.)

The Personal

Worked at a rivet factory in college. Wrote a song called “The Rivet Is Gonna Get Ya” to the tune of Gloria Estefan’s “The Rhythm Is Gonna Get Ya.” Like, ya do. Can flip her eyelids (self-taught at a young age). A sucker for a good Old Fashioned. Her shifting hairstyles often render her completely unrecognizable.