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The Professional
Graduated from St. Joseph’s University with a BA in English.
Writing career started in a mailroom.
Sucker for a good old-fashioned double read.
Quick with a headline, quicker with a joke. (Headlines significantly better than jokes.)
The Personal
Worked at a rivet factory in college. Wrote a song called “The Rivet Is Gonna Get Ya,” to the tune of Gloria Estefan’s “The Rhythm Is Gonna Get Ya.” Like, ya do.
Can flip her eyelids (self-taught at a young age).
Her shifting hairstyles often render her completely unrecognizable.